Welcome to the Park!

Experience an activity center made for adults as you meet new faces and play activities such as gardening, gambling, and roleplaying. All can be done at whatever speed you'd like. Plow through or take your time to savor each moment. There's plenty to do and many features.

Allow us to ruin the mood by screaming them at you.

• STIMULATING CAST! Get to know a top hat-donning Bee and his friends: a grumpy blue bird who likes his flowers and a slobbish space girl. As time passes, even more might show up.

• ENGAGING STORY! As you venture across the park, you can relax and sightsee at the many nature reserves, help out in cooking competitions, or go hardcore in a tractor demolition derby.

• RIP-ROARING COMEDY! Shoot the breeze or listen to peculiar dilemmas while exchanging quips with writing that aims to be on par with The Simpsons' golden age.

• MINIGAME VARIETY! With plenty to do and many game genres represented, there's bound to be a familiar one to excel at. Become a Jack of all trades to master them all.

• CELEBRITY SATIRE! Watch as we make fun of public figures of all sorts of professions and political ideologies. From Tucker Carlson to Toby Fox and everyone in between.

So come on down and see what all the buzz is about!

WARNING: The public figures mocked within are fictional interpretations and should not be harassed in real life. Sensitive subject matter will be namedropped and discussed should the player choose to partake in optional debate battles.

(c) 2023 Dan Arkwright